CHÖMP!

A MÖRK BORG hack for fins, teeth, and carnage.

The sea boils. The flesh screams. The fins rise.

Play as the world’s most infamous sharks—cinematic nightmares of cartilage and spite. Stalk the reef. Tear through yachts. Smash cages. Ruin Shark Week specials. No gods. No cages. No mercy.

Features:

• Six absurd shark classes: play as The Bruce, Ghost Shark, Sharktopus, Deep Blue Alpha, Jeff (yes, that Jeff), or The Tornado Spawn.
• A complete d6 Teeth & Trinkets loot table. You are fashion. You are death.
• A One-Page Adventure Generator – Roll up chaos in seconds. Targets, motives, disasters, all ready to ruin the surface world.
• Brutal, fast rules based on MÖRK BORG, rewritten for maximum bite.

Perfect for:

• One-shot carnage.
• Shark Week viewing parties.
• Late-night chaos between serious campaigns.
• Anyone who’s ever yelled “BITE THE BOAT” at their TV.

Content Warning:

Blood, gore, aquatic mayhem, questionable marine biology, and deeply irresponsible depictions of sharks. This is satire. Sharks are beautiful creatures. Humans are not.

It’s bloody, dumb, and fun.

CHÖMP! is an independent production by Richard Markert and is not affiliated with Ockult Örtmästare Games or Stockholm Kartell. It is published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License.

MÖRK BORG is copyright Ockult Örtmästare Games and Stockholm Kartell.